I can't read the bottle & tube labels in the shower, without my glasses and I have put my daughter's foot cream on my face and washed my hair with girlie shaving cream. And my husband screamed, "Which one is the fuc*in SHAMPOO?" We have a system now, every corner of the tub is a designated area.
I usually save my charcoal treatment gift certificates that I get for Christmas for between the 1st and 2nd week of deer season.
Our products are AmaZIIIING!
The background music was too accurate
I saw your video from another channel and I heard that you're from ND, is that true because I was thrown into ND 12 years ago! It's good to know a youtuber from ND! This was so funny, I agree. A lot of Hun bots, I told them stop calling me Hun because if you are not sleeping with me don't be calling me Hun! SMH
When you get older youbeti able to grow a mans beard!
OMG the jade roller!!!
Up next: moisturizing oil. 100% vegan.
It's not a pyramid, it's an inverse funnel
it's funny but a little sexist.
This made me want to buy stuff from his skincare line.
Lmao...I swear I own EVERY PRODUCT YOU USED...and all I can say is......*a-MAZE-ing!!!!* 👐🏻💁🏻♀️ And I totally got my mom that exact same jade roller for Christmas this year...
Yeah most of those beauty products are bullshit. Wash with a gentle cleanser,wear suncreen,exfoliate once a wk,and dont eat like shit all the time
Avon lady for the 21st century.
3:19 - yeah that’s why I don’t do facials anymore. They are only a pain and don’t do anything.
This is probably the only video that doesn’t seem like your acting... most your videos are horrible acting
By the way, it's about ranch
Hahahaha this is actually true though
Rubbing the jade roller on top of the eye mask 😂😂
Thank you so much for this video, it’s completely accurate. I’ve been bothered by more beauty consultants than I can count. I literally wash my face with water and people ask me what I use to stay looking so young😂
I get invited to online parties for random pyramid scheme products all the time. I would say about 1/2 the girls I went to school with are selling something; coffee, books, nail polish, etc.
I super appreciate you using your jade roller the proper way! ;) always roll up or out to avoid wrinkles! 🧖
The background music 😂😂😂😭
Charcoal is even a Carcinogen...…….look it up
THIS is amazing. It deserves 10 million views. Awesome content. So relatable...
@1:23 you know he just came up with that bacon and eggs shit on the spot! 😂😂😂
How many women contacted you for this?
Oh, the Midwestern ‘Boss Babe’... a very very special breed of cringe.
Wtf why is he so cute???
I'm screaming, why is this so accurate?!😂
Lol ok but for real, what the fuck did you brush on your teeth? Tell me you made something up, not an actual charcoal toothpaste....
I wish he would dress as these characters lol
God I hate MLM’s
Your content keeps getting more refined. S/o to your growth.
Biore is a good company though. I use colgate carcoal toothpaste. Damn i will start a beauty channel.
My ex was in a pyramid scheme I supported her but didn't want to tell her the truth
After watching this video, I need a Busch latte
Can confirm, facials (not the fun kind) can hurt. I had a reaction to one kind but a different one was less bad.
This guy is doing a better satire than the actual scammers
my dude, thanks for the content. amaaaaaazing
It’s not a pyramid scheme. It’s network marketing.
Smash cuts on point
OMG!! Immediately after this video ended an ad for “modern millionaire” started. Hahaha 😂 the irony!
THE MUSIC AJDDJJSBDHSJFFJJD
Who can I make the cheque out to?
the music LOL
All my Libras!!!!! Woot woot!
You can see it working!
I know someone who does this and I want to send it to them sooooo bad...lol
I was surprised there weren't any pads to help get rid of toxins disappointed
Not trying be to be weird but your skin looks great in this video. What can I do to get my skin to look so awesome?
Wait is this ad?? Damn you’re clever I actually didn’t mind
1:08 girl I'm wearing this to the Cats movie
that " a-ma-zing" killed me lol
*Ah maze ing!*
I was really looking forward to a "Boss Babe" comment and something about Essential Oils.
Hmmm I have been in the paranoid sceam can you say Amway.. I was a pearl😁😁 anyway ya this is too funny!
fr tho drop the skin care routine 😳
the only thing i have issue with is your slogan voice. it sounds like wannabe of the girls you acted and worse. it’s not a delight voice. it sounds like a middle age woman with smoking problems. just cringy to a degree that i almost had a panic attack after im too clumsy to avoid that demon voice.
His eyes are amazing.
jade roller for all my libras lmaooo
You missed staring into the viewfinder while distractedly fixing your hair while talking!
I'm dead. The add below this video was "how to quit your job and become an entrepreneur" 🤣
Don’t forget the essential oils honey!
When you get your wifes products
You forgot to call it a "journey".
Hi 👋🏻 I’m a stay at home mom and I signed up 6 months ago and let me tell you I am sitting in my pajamas right now! I can support my family on my salary, we are planning a trip to Disney world, thanks to (insert pyramid scheme name)! Do not waste anymore time! Sign up today!!
Dislikes are the ones in denial who bought into a MLM scheme. Lol
Omg this is just like the 5 minute facebook messenger story that this one girl posted today. I’m dead 💀😂😂😂😂
You are So handsome, kinda like Josh Gad but 10 trillion times better looking.
This was so accurate I actually and legitimately zoned out and stopped listening as though it was an actual ad that made it through my adblocker.
This video deserves more views 😂
Oh hell no if women want to work from home and make good money just get your coding certificate at your local community college and code for a hospital from home
Facials are not that bad, suck it up
Lmao, this is Kylie Jenner selling her makeup and skincare “I love this primer because it’s a good primer” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
xXShadowXx hi hello. I am not knocking her success at all. She made money off the most profitable market ever, beauty. My comment wasn’t about her success it was about the way she markets and demos and explains her product. She never explains exactly what makes her products better than the ones on the marker before. So I want to know why your primer is such a good primer. Or why your scrub is such a good scrub.
Kylie's isn't a scheme though, it's a legitimate product from a company she founded. I'll never knock her because she made more money than her entire family with something she created and is definitely passionate about.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GOLD 🥇 PURE GOLD 😂😂😂😂
I don’t do mlms, but I work the beauty/cosmetics department at Target and I’m ashamed to admit I emit these same vibes when I’m advertising/selling products. 🤣
Real talk his partner has good skin products
If you asked one of these girls "do you like roaling coal?" Theyd probably say "YESSSSS HUNNNNNYYYY ROLLLL IT ALL OVER MY FACE!!!!"
Is it bad I know you went to Target for this?
“Eggy and yolky” 😂
that sing-songy voice is killing me. love your videos :D
Is the price negotiable?
2 seconds into the video #dead
I know someone who is real into selling essential oils and she sounds similar to this lmao
girls will be like “get 5 PAYCHECKS FROM NOW UNTIL CHRISTMAS PLUS A CHRISTMAS BONUS” ... christmas is in a month
Anybody’s girl get pulled into Monat just like this? 😂
Kyle Peffley no. Because I’m not stupid
Me: looks up "jade roller" laughs
I gotta have one!
Who else finds this guy incredibly sexy?
No it doesnt make sense for a mom to find her son sexy.
Vicky Burrows you look like his mom so makes sense
Yes, burly bearded men are cuties. I married one!
Bahahahahah so... True
This video should have millions of views. He captured this epidemic and it’s personas perfectly. Wannabe beauty influencers, “network marketing”, and social media have created the ultimate unholy trinity.